Quick Thoughts on the VMA's

1. Tonight is pretty conclusive proof that Kanye is a gigantic cokehead.

2. Beyonce didn't only make one of the best videos of all time, she made the best audio/visual combination ever to descend upon humanity.

3. Green Day's new singles are all kind of slight compared to the old stuff.

4. Muse tonight. . . meh. Would definitely play something more, uh, interesting next time you're trying to introduce your band to mainstream America.

5. I'm really digging the idea of putting Tracy Morgan and Eminem together. Didn't work out that well in real life.

6. Asher Roth seems way less famous than pretty much everybody else up for an award. On that note, why is Kid Cudi not more famous? He should totally look into making that happen.

7. Flo Rida. Not hip hop.

8. Wale should be the leader of every house band ever, too bad the announcers keep talking over him. That's not a really good way to push him, MTV. On a similar note, Wale's bongo player is named Stup and he looked really comfortable bongo-ing along with All American Rejects.

9. Oh, now Muse is playing that one song that everybody knows. And then they cut it off after like 3 seconds before the dude could start singing.

10. Hilariousest thing about the broadcast? The angry masses booing whenever Kanye's name was mentioned.

11. Eminem is looking a lot skinnier these days.

12. It's more commercials than VMA's this year. Turning it off now.